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One
of the world's most (in)famous red-light districts, Patpong is where
it all started (Thailand's Go-Go culture) and has even been immortalised
in a James Bond chase-sequence. Its two parallel side-streets, found
between Silom and Surawongse Roads, house around 100 neon-lit strip
bars offering risque sex shows, purchasable pole-dancers and post-op
ladyboys. But while for men Patpong is likely to mean 'adult', for
women, families and the kids Patpong definitely means 'market'.
At night this teems with hawkers and humble stalls selling what
is mostly tourist tat.
For the serious flesh-seekers, Patpong has long since been usurped
as the 'king of the scene' by its counterparts around Sukhumvit.
However, its reputation means it's still a huge attraction, mainly
for sightseers more interested in ogling at - rather than indulging
in - the carnal delights (and horrors) on offer.
Go-Go
shopping after dark
In fact, because of the Patpong Night Market the area's seedy edge
has been softened considerably. At night the area teems with tourists
and backpackers shopping for that illusive bargain. Some pretend
to look interested in the fake Gucci handbags before temptation
gets the better of them and they venture inside to witness one of
the famous shows they've heard so much about. If you go for this
it pays to be careful; while now rare, there have been reports of
tourists being ripped off (especially when buying a drink for one
of the 'hostesses') and clobbered with hefty bills after heading
upstairs into one of the bars.
Also, if you plan to hijack one of the girls for a raunchy rendevous,
it's advisable too to take good care of personal belongings once
you've paid the 'bar fine'. However, whatever your take is on the
Go-Go Bar scene, there's no denying that Patpong is still far safer
than your average Western city centre. It's very well policed -
there's a tourist police office at the end of the road, and CCTV
cameras - and you'll find entire families nonchalantly walking around
during market hours.
The
cream of Patpong's Go-Go crop
When it comes to go-go bars, favoured establishments on Soi 1 include
King's Castle I and II, Sphinx and the Safari Bar, while King's
Corner has the largest collection of post-operative transsexuals
in Bangkok. Patpong II, or 'Soi Quality' as some like to call it,
also has many interesting sights along the same lines. Apart from
a short run of rather run-down watering holes peopled by girls and
men playing Connect 4, the most well-known venue is perhaps Electric
Blue and, definitely the most intriguing, Patpong's only fetish
club, BarBar.
Food, fun and games
For those not interested in the girly scene or shopping, Patpong
is also not short on other pursuits. Aside from the shopping, there's
a lot of quality bistros, such as the tiny French restaurant Le
Bouchon and the incredibly good value Thai eatery Salasawan, both
of which are on Soi 2. Mizu's Kitchen on Soi 1, which a former Japanese
soldier started in 1954, comes highly recommended for its steak.
For a quiet game of pool and a beer or two there's the Red Parrot
and the Vietnam war era bar, The Old Other Office. Finally, for
audio stimulation there's Soi 1's Radio City (home to some great
live music and Elvis impersonators), Lucifer's and the stylish late-night
dance bar Twilight, which is typically heaving come midnight. Whatever
you're into, Patpong is certainly worth a peek.
How to get there: Located between Silom and Surawong Roads, it's
within easy walking distance from the Skytrain station (Sala Daeng)
or the MRT station (Silom).
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